Novelty Gifts

Safest Bank In The World

Put your money to bed and sleep soundly every night... Click Here for More Details...

Moon Estates Special Offer

Here's your chance to own 1 acre of the Moon, and have the certificate to prove it. You will be the envy of your friends with this unique and novel property. If you are a first time buyer this is also the ideal way to get on to the property ladder! Lo... Click Here for More Details...

Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener

Explore strange new bottles and boldly drink things you've never been able to drink before... Click Here for More Details...

Personalised Million Dollar Note

Personalised Million Dollar Note Our Personalised Million Dollar Note can be personalised with the recipient's name and this will appear as the name of the bank throughout the note e.g. The Smith Federal Reserve and The United Bank of Smith. You can... Click Here for More Details...

The Bottle Lock

More dignified than scrawling a line across the bottle in permanent marker and writing "Hands Off!"... Click Here for More Details...

Name a Star

Whether you're a casual stargazer, spend the whole night attached to your telescope, or simply want to make your mark in the heavens, why not name your very own star... Click Here for More Details...

The Backwards Clock

Sadly it can't turn time itself backwards... Click Here for More Details...

Spoof Mirror Newspaper Page Wrap

Give someone you know their fifteen minutes of fame, on the front or back page of this fake newspaper. The Daily Mirror 'Spoof Newspapers' are the first spoof newspaper available under the masthead of a National Newspaper title. Whatever the occa... Click Here for More Details...

Spoof Mirror Newspaper Picture Frame

Give someone you know their fifteen minutes of fame, on the front or back page of this fake newspaper. The Daily Mirror 'Spoof Newspapers' are the first spoof newspaper available under the masthead of a National Newspaper title. Whatever the occa... Click Here for More Details...

Own a Stake in a Goldmine

Own a Stake in a Goldmine Possibly the best gift for the man or woman who has everything, our Own a Stake in a Goldmine is the perfect opportunity for owning a stake in a Yukon Goldmine without even leaving the warmth of their own home. In addition to a s... Click Here for More Details...

Laird or Lady Gift Pack

Join the Elite and become the envy of all your friends. No more boring Mr & Mrs, you can now legally become a titled British Laird or Lady! This 100% genuine gift pack is a perfect gift. What better way to win your partner's heart than to make th... Click Here for More Details...

Personalised Spoof Newspaper

Everybody would like to be in the headlines so why not create your own and treat a friend or relative to a chance of a lifetime and put them in the spotlight. Imagine the front page news with your favourite granny, hitting the charts at No.1, your Uncle G... Click Here for More Details...

Own a Stake in a Gold Mine

Let someone else live in the desolate wilderness, suffer temperatures below freezing and go without all of life’s little luxuries. All you have to do is sit back in your warm, comfortable armchair and now you too can enjoy the benefits of owning a... Click Here for More Details...

Own a Piece of Paradise

Most people dream of owning their own piece of land in the sun, a place far away from the hustle and bustle of a cold and wet UK. This gift pack gives the lucky recipient their very own little piece of paradise on Little Exuma, one of the many beauti... Click Here for More Details...

Personalised Daily Mirror Spoof Newspaper

Create your own headline story starring ANY name and picture you choose... With a choice of front and back page headlines on a full colour, full size spoof Daily Mirror newspaper presented in a beautiful embossed premium folder. Also included is a free ad... Click Here for More Details...

Personalised Daily Mirror Spoof Newspaper Headline Book and Wrap

Create your own headline story starring ANY name and picture you choose... With a choice of front and back page headlines on a full colour, full size spoof Daily Mirror newspaper book. Your spoof newspaper will be presented in a beautiful glossy book cont... Click Here for More Details...